"I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, “You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.” As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. And you can write that down and put a dash in front of it and put my name at the bottom."

Mitch Hedberg (via ronniebruce)

Probably my favorite comedian of all time. 

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This post is posted on Sunday 10 October 2010.
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    Hedberg is hilarious.
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    lolol. oh, mitch.
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    Probably my favorite comedian of all time.
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